Freen Hamplestammer

Freen Hamplestammer has a mission in life to sell, promote and perpetually extoll the virtues of felt. You haven’t got felt until you get felt by Freen. Other people sell felt, but do you know what’s in it? Poison. Deadly, deadly poison.

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