The Thongs of Virtue are six powerful thongs created to bring the world to a peaceful state. However, the thongs have corrupted most of their wearers, making their originally heroic intentions twisted and evil. DeathSpank spends the entire second game tracking them down.
A master blacksmith began to create six special thongs in the Fires of Bacon in order for their wearers to restore the world to what it once was. However, due to meddling upper management, only six of the nine thongs were created. They were given to six special people to achieve certain goals, however, due to the incompleteness of the thongs, the wearers intentionally good thoughts because corrupt and warped, murdering hundreds of people. The granddaugther of the blacksmith, Sandy Bravitor, dedicated her life to finding all the thongs and destroying them in the remaining Fires of Bacon.
The wearers of the Thongs of Virute are known as the ThongLords . All except for DeathSpank have the title of "ThongLord".
The Thong of CourageEdit
The Thong of CompassionEdit
A pink thong intended to make it's wearer heal the sick and dying. It was given to Mother Mary Josephine Teresa. Destroyed in The Fires of Bacon by Deathspank.
The Thong of CuisineEdit
A white thong intended to to give it's wearer great knowledge of cooking. It was given to Wortten Wandelranger. Destroyed in The Fires of Bacon by Deathspank.
The Thong of GenerosityEdit
A red thong intended to make it's wearer spread sharing and giving. It was given to Santa Claus. Destroyed in The Fires of Bacon by Deathspank.
The Thong of PeaceEdit
A green thong intended to make it's wearer bring peace to the world. It's wherabouts are unknown.......... The first to be destroyed in The Fires of Bacon by Deathspank.
The Thong of JusticeEdit
The most powerful of all, a purple thong intended to make it's wearer bring justice to those who needed it. It was given to an unknown knight who lost it while bathing. DeathSpank soon gained a hold of it, although it is not explained how. He is immune to it's corruption due to laziness.